Wesley Sneijder and Diego Milito extol the opening goal. Photograph: Alessandro Garofalo/Reuters
Preamble: Welcome. Throughout tonight"s hijinks at the San Siro we could outlay the time assessing Jose Mourinho"s pouts, gaits and gesticulations and wondering usually how they competence affect this high-stakes tie. Will Chelsea players misuse signs of separate loyalties at confronting their former mentor, concerns about continuous desertification or symptoms of the transport illness that has resulted in them branch in a small decidedly suggestive performances around the continent in new times?
But let"s combine on the nitty-gritty: who kicks the ball, where and to whom; is Florent Malouda at left-back a tactical masterstroke or an call in to Maicon to have a clumsy dope of the Frenchman; is Wesley Sneijder is the sorceress Inter fans wish us to believe; how will John Terry and Ricardo Carvalho cope with high balls and an viewable some-more aged with Lucio; and at usually that point will Inter bottle this?
Teams:Inter Milan: Julio Cesar, Maicon, Samuel, Lucio, Zanetti, Stankovic, Cambiasso, Motta, Sneijder, Eto"o, Milito. Subs: Toldo, Cordoba, Quaresma, Muntari, Mariga, Pandev, Balotelli.
Chelsea: Cech, Ivanovic, Carvalho, Terry, Malouda, Ballack, Mikel, Lampard, Anelka, Drogba, Kalou. Subs: Hilario, Joe Cole, Sturridge, Alex, Belletti, Bruma, Borini.
First chairman that Jose will censure in the eventuality of defeat: Manuel Enrique Mejuto Gonzalez (Spain)
It"s 7:19pm! A ideally pointless time to flog off this commentary. "I am off to the usually pub-like place in the Turkish locale of Tasucu to watch the game," boasts Joe Clarke. "My prophecy is they won"t be display it and I should be at the at the at the behind of of of with MBM by about mid-way by the primary half." I predict a furrowed brow and downturned corners on possibly side of Joe"s mouth.
7:21pm: "I"m confusing to watch this compare on Google Earth," warbles Roderick Stewart. I gamble all the players see similar to they have small faces on that.
7:24pm: Chelsea"s choice suggests to me that Ancelotti has motionless that conflict is the majority appropriate form of defence, that is correct in my book, not merely since an afar idea or dual would probably secure their thoroughfare to the quarter-finals but additionally since pulling Inter on to the at the at the at the behind of of of front creates the majority clarity when Malouda is nominally at left-back. Raymond Domenech attempted to make use of him as a sort of defensive left-sided midfielder and he was diabolical. He needs to go forward. Say, this diversion might essentially be exciting.
7:30pm: Let"s attend to Justin Kavanagh. "What a glorious party sovereignty the Russian has determined on the Kings Road, certainly right afar a opposition for Bayern Munich"s Hollywood F.C. as the majority interesting club in Europe?" chirps Justin. "In the last couple of weeks, Chelsea have since us A Bridge Too Far starring John Terry, Sleepless in Seattle with Ashley Cole, and right afar we have The Return of the King featuring the Special One Himself."
7:32pm: "It will be a service to get on with the compare among all the gossip in the press about the dual managers" ostensible homoerotic lust for each other," swoons Ian Copestake. It has been rather similar to a track diversion of kiss-chasing, hasn"t it?
7:35pm: "I think by observant that "an afar idea or dual would probably secure their thoroughfare to the quarter-finals" you are a bit over confident," admonishes Andy Butler. "Chelsea aren"t godlike nor unchanging of late!" Well yes, that"s true. It"s usually that I have a whinging guess that Inter are plod.
7:37pm: The camera pans to the track for the primary time and the din is incredible. It would be superb if the TV overlords let us attend to that all throughout, rather than the commentators.
7:40pm: Fabio Capello is in the crowd. He is wearing an superb cloak and complicated expression. I thought you should know.
7:42pm: Many of you are undetermined as to because Zhirkov is not personification at left-back, nor even in the squad. The elementary reason is that he is injured. Do try to keep up.
1 min: "The time has come for the articulate to stop," says Clive Tyldesley at the teams kick-off. Do you think there is any possibility that he essentially equates to that?
51 secs: Drogba is down in strong anguish following a plunge in to from Lucio. The replays don"t exhibit any poignant contact, and the ref awards usually a throw-in. Oh Didier ...
2 mins: Chelsea began energetically but Inter"s raging dire forces them backwards, and Carvalho winds up whacking the round at the at the at the behind of of of to Cech from the median line.
GOAL! Inter 1-0 Chelsea (Milito 3") That"s a smashing goal, greeted by an god similar to blast of sound in the San Siro. Eto"o set it up with a poetic fool and pass to Milito, who cut inside Terry unequivocally simply and, from eight yards, rocketed the round past Cech at the nearby post. No hop down the sideline from Jose, who stays coolly unresponsive among the euphoria.
5 mins: Chelsea are attempting to pattern a small sort of acrimonious reply to that setback, and Malouda is being authorised to lift the round contemptuous down the left as Inter shelter deep. The move breaks down when Kalou lets the round run afar from him with a messy primary hold and Lampard, in a bid to pick up it, lunges at Stankovic to concur a freekick.
7 mins: Zanetti waltzes past Ballack on the left - that is unequivocally utterly ban on the German - and exchanges passes with Sneijder ... but afterwards his carry out lets him down and Chelsea are equates to to leg clear. "Here are the mandate for all budding sideline managers," discloses beneficial Michael Benson. "(1) dim cloak or anorak (2) nipping resin (3)concerned see (4) corrugated front (5) messianic or maniancial appearance (6) timely outrage."
9 mins: Thaigo Motta requisitioned for a high plunge in to on Ballack. And as Ballack receives treatment, the replay shows a small off-the-ball shenanigans involving Drogba and Samuel, who were barging and jostling with each alternative in the Inter box before, inevitably, Drogba went down. Looks similar to Jose has told his defenders not to concede themselves be bullied by the Ivorian. And all of that argy-bargy transient the attention, or the interest, of the officials.
11 mins: Kalou gets off Chelsea"s primary shot of the game, display discerning feet to emanate space for himself at the dilemma of the area but afterwards banishment loyal at the keeper.
13 mins: Milito finds space down the right and, with Ivanovic neglecting to close him down, he turns to get the round on to his right feet and afterwards spanks a cranky towards Eto"o, who had peeled off at the at the at the at the behind of of of post. He sends his bombardment wide, however.
15 mins: Stankovic catches Ballack with a flailing arm, giving Chelsea a freekick in a earnest position, ie about twenty-five yards out, a small to the left. And Drogba cracks it opposite the underside of the bar! It was an glorious bid and the keeper, at full stretch, didn"t get a touch. He was propitious to see it rebound clear.
17 mins: Maicon aims a pass at Milito, who had dashed in at the at the at the behind of of of Malouda. But it was over-hit, so Chelsea get afar with it.
19 mins: Chelsea are flourishing in to this game. Ballack has usually brought a intelligent save from Julio Cesar with a swirler from distance, and moments after Drogba chested down a cranky around the chastisement spot, swivelled, and dragged his shot wide. The diversion is vital up to the expectations, presumption you were confident sufficient to design a high-paced, full-blooded thriller with a satisfactory volume of peculiarity to element a frisson of of fallibility from both sides. "Inter is staying loyal to the name, seems similar to there are no good Italian players at Inter," whinges Rod Moya. "Not as if they are universe champions or anything."
22 mins: Milito twists and turns his approach in to the box afterwards hurls himself to the belligerent in the closeness of Ricardo Carvalho, who diplomatically restrains his laughter. The ref is not so lenient, and brandishes a richly deserved yellow card.
23 mins: Kalou follows Milito in to the book, and again there can be no encountering the ref"s decision. It was an mistimed slip by the Ivorian, all the approach in to Sneijder.
24 mins: A postponement in the label muster enables Drogba to encounter a Ballack cranky on the volley, that flies well far-reaching from the eighteen yards.
26 mins: Kalou pulls free at the at the at the at the behind of of of post and Ballack tries to pick up him out with a looped pass. The vigilant was laudable, the execution miserable.
27 mins: Kalou pushes over Lucio, gifting Inter the possibility to assuage the vigour that has been ascent over the last couple of minutes. He"s been full of attempt and ideas tonight, Kalou, but has as well often let himself and his side down with over-exuberant hurdles or trashy primary touches.
29 mins: For once the TV is GU Towers is not behaving up ... or is it? According to my screen, Mikel has usually romped contemptuous and banged off a decent shot at Julio Cesar. Come at the at the at the behind of of of here tomorrow sunrise to review the reports from the guys who are essentially at the diversion to find out either that improbable eventuality unequivocally did happen.
31 mins: Inter are construction sandbags around their box, happy to let Chelsea walk up that far and afterwards fire from prolonged range. Lampard obliges, and tonks one high over the bar.
33 mins: A singular outing in to Chelsea domain by Inter ... and it should have yielded a goal! Samuel non-stop up the counterclaim with an shrewd long, low pass to Sneijder and from the left-hand side of the box the Dutchman picked out Eto"o, who had darted in front of a dozing Terry right in front of goal. And then, to the service of England"s not prolonged ago defrocked captain, Eto"o swiped at uninformed air!
36 mins: Terry is all at sea here. Yet again a contemptuous got the burst on him - this time Milito, who stole in at the at the at the behind of of of the untimely Chelsea centreback to pick up a lofted pass from Maicon ... and afterwards miscontrolled it.
38 mins: Eto"o drags Terry out of position, formulating space for Maicon to run into. The Brazilian would have had a good goalscoring event if his unrestrained had not got the softened of him and led him to dedicate a extravagantly complicated primary touch. He clattered the round out of fool around rather than teeing up a shot.
40 mins: Terry is again approach out of position, and is propitious that Eto"o ventured offside in expectation of Maicon"s pass. There is no disbelief that the transformation of Inter"s dual strikers is confusing Chelsea"s centrebacks, generally Terry, but it is additionally loyal that that is being compounded by the need for Terry to all the time wandering to the left to cover for Malouda, who is continually removing held as well far forward.
43 mins: Ridiculously, Sneijder tries to kick Cech with a freekick from 40 yards. It wafts well wide, and the throng applaud. There is no receptive reason for that.
45 mins: We"ll need a replay of that an no mistake! Kalou seemed to be chopped to the belligerent when staid to fire from 6 yards but the ref denied him a penalty.
Half-time: The replay reliable my primary suspicion: that should have been a penalty. Kalou farfetched his fall, to be sure, but there is no disbelief that Samuel caused him to go down. Will a clarity of misapplication expostulate Chelsea to an softened second-half performance? Will Ancelotti? "Kalou done the majority of it but a transparent penalty," agrees Peter Corway.
"If that situation happened at, say, thirty mins, the ref would some-more expected have since the penalty," hollers Tom Britten. "Just prior to half-time, he"s meditative "balls to that; can"t be arsed with the fallout". Might fool around on his mind second half, could see to even things out. Often happens."
Here"s a thought: If Terry is going to be this flat-footed and dozy opposite high-class opposition, and with Rio Ferdinand pang with a puzzling at the at the at the behind of of of affliction, shouldn"t all England be anticipating that Phil Jagielka gets at the at the at the behind of of of to full fitness soon? And isn"t it about time Capello gave Ryan Shawcross a call?
46 mins: The second half fast reverts to the first-half pattern, with Chelsea rumbling contemptuous and Inter recoiling to the dilemma of their own box, staid to opposite quickly. That ploy scarcely worked to soundness there, as Milito hared past Terry after a clipped round over the top, but Cech surged off his line to douse it. "Ancelotti was right!" gushes Dominic Wright. "No one in England wants Chelsea to win!"
47 mins: Wonky header from Drogba about eight yards out.
49 mins: Ivanovic swings in a cranky from the right and Julio Cesar meets it with an groundless punch. Luckily for him, a team-mate is on palm to foot the round clear. "Even the rarely romantic Italian writer on the TV over here pronounced it was a penalty," drones Ben Dunn in unfeeling fashion. "It took him 3 replays and he mumbled the law reluctantly, but chastisement all the same. A unequivocally good game, that surprises me. I am quite tender with the Drogba - Samuel scuffle, and the severe rotundness of Ancelotti"s face."
GOAL! Inter 1-1 Chelsea (Kalou 51") Ivanovic lurched contemptuous in that haphazard-yet-effective approach of his and then, after a complicated touch, slid to obstruct the round at the at the at the behind of of of to Kalou. From the dilemma of the area the Ivorian sends a low curler goalwards with his in-step, and Julio Cesar allows it to rebound over his out-stretched arms and in to the net! Justice, of a sort.
53 mins: Suddenly Ivanovic has spin a swashbuckler. He"s jsut slalomed by the Inter midfield and afterwards slipped a good round far-reaching to Anelka on the right. The Frenchman"s cranky was feeble.
GOAL! Inter 2-1 Chelsea (Cambiasso 55") Another superb goal! Inter ventured contemptuous for the primary time in the half, with Sneijder reaching the byline prior to crossing. Carvalho privileged to the dilemma of the box, where Cambiasso arrived to to pound a bombardment goalward. Terry shut off it well (or, perhaps, couldn"t get out of the way) but it rebounded to Cambiasso, who enflamed it in to the net. Cech hardly moved.
57 mins: Mikel plays Terry in to trouble, but the defender manages to hasten the round transparent underneath vigour form Eto"o.
58 mins: Inter change: Motta off, Balotelli on. And by his raging gesticulations on the sideline, it seems that Mourinho is hereby becoming different formation.
59 mins: It looks similar to Mourinho has left for a three-man attack, with Eto"o far-reaching on the left, Milito in the center and Balotelli on the right. Sneijder is tucked in usually at the at the at the behind of of of that trio. It seems Mourinho wants to kill Chelsea off tonight - it"s an glorious ambition, and might usually meant that this refreshing diversion is going to get even softened ... for netural spectators, if not Chelsea fans.
60 mins: The night has usually got worse for Chelsea. Cech rose to pick up a cranky underneath no pressure, did so... and afterwards fell down and rught afar signalled that he indispensable to come off. It looks similar to his knee buckled, which, obviously, is unequivocally serious. On comes Hilario.
62 mins: Inter are monopolising the round at the moment, and with Chelsea"s defenders visibly straining to enclose them, it seems usually a make a difference of time prior to Hilario is tested. But not with shots similar to the one Eto"o has usually unleashed. It was from an ludicrous point of view and in jeopardy usually a cameraman at the at the at the behind of of of the goal.
64 mins: Great move by Chelsea, their majority appropriate of the match! Through swift, satirical interplay they fake space on the right for Anelka, who crossed fast to Lampard in the middle. Off-balance, he somewhat scuffs his shot from 10 yards, enabling Julio Cesar to obstruct it to safety.
66 mins: Chelsea"s healing staff have assumingly told ITV"s touchline contributor that Cech might have ruptured ligaments. Therefore they fright he might be out for the season. Meanwhile, Mourinho creates an additional change, withdrawing Eto"o for Pandev. It seems he"s revised his plan of relentless conflict or, rather, had Chelsea correct it for him. Because they"ve looked ominous in the last couple of minutes, the visitors.
69 mins: Balotelli tricks his approach amusingly past Lampard on the right and afterwards delivers a glorious low cross. Terry shut off Pandev"s shot, and afterwards the round rebounded in to the arms of Hilario, who to illustrate got his primary touch. "Might I be confidant sufficient to contend you are the Cambiasso of MBMers?" ventures Jesse Ferreira. "Not in the clarity of being bald and overrated, but in the clarity that your reason is "enflaming it in to the net". Tremendous MBMing!"
71 mins: Malouda ghosts past Balotelli down the left and sends a well-conceived cranky in to the six-yard box. An Inter defender nods it at the at the at the behind of of of for a corner. Lampard"s out-swinger is misdirected. So Inter clear.
74 mins: Splendid plunge in to by Lucio on Kalou at the corner of the Inter box, and the Brazilian afterwards finish forward. Only to lose it on halfway.
77 mins: After majority studious receive fool around by Inter, Maicon loses his broom and shoots from 40 yards. With waggish consequences.
78 mins: Chelsea change: Kalou off, Sturridge on. For what it"s worth, I would have kept Kalou on - he"s been sharp-witted if often messy - and instead transposed Anelka, who"s been ineffectual. And on that note, here"s somebody called James Dixon. "If Inter weren"t on the pitch, would Anelka still run around in those little, dwindling circles streamer in the wrong direction?" smoke James. "And nonetheless I"m flattering certain I don"t have the management to do this, would anybody similar to to buy him off us for a bag of oranges, and a fun distance Mars bar?"
80 mins: After good work down the right by Ivanovic, Chelsea switch fool around to the left. Lampard dinks the round to the at the at the at the behind of of of post, where Drogba lurks. But Zanetti reads it well and flicks it transparent with his head.
82 mins: Lucio, who has been glorious tonight, shows strength to banish Drogba on the dilemma of the Inter area ... and afterwards contemptuous ability to outwit him with a off-hand crack and turn. Cue an acclaim from the gay locals.
84 mins: Chelsea are finishing strongly, pulling Inter over and over backwards. In a bid to tinge out Lampard"s flourishing influence, Mourinho has introduced Muntari, assumingly to manmark him. "What a good game!" exults John Moran. "Attack from all corners of the pitch. Zanetti using around similar to Clark Gable. Ballack pulling the strings. As a Liverpool fan I have hated Chelsea for years, but satisfactory fool around for personification 3 strikers away. I can usually mental condition of Liverpool personification in a diversion similar to this."
86 mins: Anelka releases Ivanovic down the right. He plays it in to Mikel, who sizes up a shot from twenty-five yards ... and afterwards balloons the round in to the crowd. "Please discuss it James Dixon that FC Porto will take Anelka for a bag of oranges and a fun distance Milkyway," announces Jesse Ferreira. "The woman who sells tickets to the fans is on maternity leave, so this can usually be a proxy position."
87 mins: The finish of the half is approaching, that assumingly equates to it"s time for the ref to furnish an additional impolite decision: Lucio came by the at the at the at the behind of of of off Drogba at the dilemma of the box, an movement that majority officials would penalize - instead, to the befuddlement of Drogba, Senor Gonzalez awareds a free-kick to Inter.
90 mins: Balotelli instigates a renew with a raking round from right to left. Pandev collects and motions to lurch in to the box, but Carvalho nicks the round off him and clears.
90+1 mins: Lampard court order his majority appropriate smoothness of the night from a corner, and Ivanovic meets it at the nearby post. But not resolutely enough, and his glancing header drifts far-reaching on the far side.
Full-time: The track erupts, the camera lingers on Ancelotti – but not prolonged sufficient for us to see either he and Mourinho sell niceties or digs – and off run the players. They"ve served up glorious party tonight and the theatre is set for a useful second leg. Chelsea longed for Ashley Cole and Michael Essien, and might have lost Cech for the rest of the season, whilst Terry"s repute as a world-class defender was exceedingly dented. But their Champions League ambitions are intact. For now. Thanks for all your mails. Bye.